In my 470 lecture today, I was making comment about MySpace. To point out that I wasn’t a MySpace user, I said
Since I’m neither a 14 year old nor a musician, I don’t have a MySpace account.
Moments later, I realized that what I should have said was
Since I’m neither a 14 year old, nor a musician, nor a pedophile, I don’t have a MySpace account.
I’m very disappointed in myself. George Carlin would be disappointed as well.
Update: Now I’m stuck watching George Carlin on YouTube. Best curse ever: “Holy jumpin’ fuckin’ shitballs!” [@0:53]. Also my favourite Carlin rant: Airport Security (which happened well before September 2001, and rings true even in our stupid, stupid post-911 world).