{"id":96,"date":"2006-09-25T23:04:19","date_gmt":"2006-09-26T06:04:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/2006\/09\/25\/drunk-driving\/"},"modified":"2006-09-26T00:25:19","modified_gmt":"2006-09-26T07:25:19","slug":"drunk-driving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/2006\/09\/25\/drunk-driving\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk driving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I spent the last hour drunk-driving.<\/p>\n<p>No, wait&#8230; that requires some explaination.<\/p>\n<p>I bought a Playstation 2 last week.  And a steering wheel (open-box, half-price), and Gran Tourismo 4.  I like racing games, and I figure Kat isn&#8217;t around to fight over the TV.  I was right: I&#8217;m having fun with it.<\/p>\n<p>I decided I felt like a rum and coke tonight, so I made one.  Then I decided that it wasn&#8217;t strong enough, so I stiffened it up a little.  Then I finished it and stood up.<\/p>\n<p>Then I thought, &#8220;I wonder what driving drunk is like&#8221;.  GT4 is, after all, a pretty good simulation.<\/p>\n<p>Long story short, drunk driving is a bad idea.  Even virtually.  Races that I should have won handily took 2&ndash;3 tries to win; there was a lot more slamming into stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Stay safe out there, kids.  Also, stay in school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I spent the last hour drunk-driving. No, wait&#8230; that requires some explaination. I bought a Playstation 2 last week. And a steering wheel (open-box, half-price), and Gran Tourismo 4. I like racing games, and I figure Kat isn&#8217;t around to fight over the TV. I was right: I&#8217;m having fun with it. I decided [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}