{"id":79,"date":"2006-08-03T13:33:56","date_gmt":"2006-08-03T20:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/2006\/08\/03\/near-death-experience\/"},"modified":"2006-08-03T13:36:19","modified_gmt":"2006-08-03T20:36:19","slug":"near-death-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/2006\/08\/03\/near-death-experience\/","title":{"rendered":"Near-death experience"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last night we were sleeping quite soundly and peacefully. Then all of a sudden I felt something on my arm. In my sleep I swatted at it. Then I felt it again on another part of my arm. Again, still mostly aspeel, I swatted at it. Then when I felt it the third time, realization hit and I bolted up, more awake than I’ve ever been, swinging my arms around like a madwoman. I think I even let out a little scream, which woke Greg up. He thought I was having a nightmare. “There’s a bug!” I yelled. I think it’s on the floor. Greg, who was now half-awake had the brilliant idea of turning on the lights. I did, and we didn’t see anything. Then, out of the corner of my eye I saw something dart under the covers. “It’s in the bed!” I yelled. We threw back the covers, and there it was. A 2″-long cockroach<\/a>! That’s what was on me!!!!!! GROSS!!!! Greg ended up getting a plastic bag, catching it, and squashing it. I say it was a near death experience because I almost had a heart attack. At first all I could picture was a black widow spider. Only now do I realize that if it had been a spider, I probably wouldn’t have felt it. Anyways, once Greg’s in Vancouver I’m carrying a can of Raid around the house with me. GROSS!!!!<\/p>\n

All of this happened after we had already had a bug incident the evening before. I saw a roach- or beetle-like thing crawl under the desk. We think it was a cicada<\/a>, but now after looking at pictures on the web, I’m not so sure. Anyways, Greg vacuumed it up, and taped the hose end shut so it wouldn’t get out. I think maybe whatever was in the vacuum may have been the cockroach that attacked me. It was probably pissed that we had vacuumed it and somehow got out and attacked me.<\/p>\n

Anyways, that was my near-death experience. I’m happy to be alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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