{"id":137,"date":"2007-03-01T21:46:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T05:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/2007\/03\/01\/timber\/"},"modified":"2007-03-02T04:23:13","modified_gmt":"2007-03-02T12:23:13","slug":"timber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/2007\/03\/01\/timber\/","title":{"rendered":"Timber!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was hanging around the house (Kat&#8217;s place in NC) this afternoon.  Brushing my teeth, in fact.<\/p>\n<p>I heard this loud smashing noise.  I thought maybe the guy upstairs had part of his loft collapse with a bunch of furniture and maybe a toolbox on it.  I wandered outside to see what was going on.<\/p>\n<p>It took me a minute to process&#8230; a tree had fallen down.  That&#8217;s bad.<\/p>\n<p>A <strong>big<\/strong> tree.  That&#8217;s worse.  Onto the downstairs neighbour&#8217;s SUV.  Really bad.<\/p>\n<p>The way it fell was quite amazing.  There are three cars parked there: upstairs, us, downstairs.  The tree was closest to the upstairs car.  The trunk fell maybe 8 inches behind his bumper, and our bumper.<\/p>\n<p>Then there was a fork in the tree (so it was wider), and the downstairs SUV (which stuck out more).  The SUV got, well, smooshed.  I&#8217;m guessing that the salvageable parts are: two front tires, a few parts of the engine.<\/p>\n<p>There was no damage to the other two cars.  Our car is covered with chunks of window\/skylight that kersploded off her car, but that&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n<p>I phoned 911 because I wasn&#8217;t sure about the gas tank.  They sent around a police patrol.  He looked at it, wrote some notes for a report, and left a card for her.  Then he walked back to his car, came back, and took some pictures with his cell phone.<\/p>\n<p>My thought process: &#8220;A phone&#8217;s camera isn&#8217;t good enough for evidence.  Why doesn&#8217;t he have a proper camera?  Oh!  He&#8217;s taking the pictures to show his buddies!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/gallery2\/2007\/nc-visit\/tree\/\">I managed to get a few pictures<\/a> in the dark with our camera.  I&#8217;ll try to get some more in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>The frightening thing is that it wasn&#8217;t windy or stormy.  There was light drizzle, but that&#8217;s about it.  Pretty much, her car got smote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was hanging around the house (Kat&#8217;s place in NC) this afternoon. Brushing my teeth, in fact. I heard this loud smashing noise. I thought maybe the guy upstairs had part of his loft collapse with a bunch of furniture and maybe a toolbox on it. I wandered outside to see what was going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-north-carolina"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gregbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}